Some people say that I am quite mysterious and they would like to know what my interests are. Little did they know that I am interested in only one thing nowadays. That thing would be a big and thick dick.

I have an offer for you. If you treat me like a queen, except that I will be treating you as if you are a king in all aspects that you can think of. Does that sound good to you, darling?

There is no better way to sweep me off my feet than throwing a lot of compliments my way. Praising me is not that hard. Simply looking at my photos is enough to think of many positive words. Please avoid using the words beautiful, gorgeous, and prett...

Take me on a tiki tour in the wop wops. Drive me wild as we reach the middle of nowhere. As a woman who has plenty of delicious hot jelly to offer, I deserve a man who has the amazing talent to keep me wild and warm.