i cook for one and still make enough for four. thats just how it goes. my idea of a big night is a slow walk along the waterfront then home to something easy. if ur life feels loud rn i get it, mine used to be too. now i keep things quiet and simple ...

Not gonna lie, I've slept with friends but I know how to set my boundaries. The problem is the other person does not know that. You can see that it only went downhill from there. Hopefully, this place offers a different variety.

I have a habit of saying the exact thing I'm not supposed to, usually with a smirk. My flatmates reckon I'm a menace, but I prefer the term 'creative'.

Having been pounded by heaps of men who gave me immense sex experience, the vibrators and dildoes I have are nothing but a bunch of worthless sex toys. I'm constantly searching for huge penises to wreck havoc into my horny pussy.