In the words of someone so wise yet so young "If love hurts like hell, leave and make them wish they were still with you." Yeah, I'm petty. And doing that requires effort so, now I've settled on being a hoe. Way easier.

I am not sure if you can handle a horny elderly such as myself. I may be old but my pussy is still craving for a big cock. You got to be careful because my bones are not as strong and tough as they used to.

I'm the type of lady who likes to make little crafts for other people on their birthdays, on Christmas or whenever I want to. I'm sweet like that. Imagine how much sweeter I'll be if I become someone's girlfriend, right? He's a lucky man, for sure.

Do you appreciate a woman who gets herself all dressed up prettily for you? And when you strip her out of those clothes, you see that she prepared for the night wearing sexy G-strings? That woman is me.